He sounds like he’s joking, which is exactly how this will be spun. The unfortunate part is that he finds it necessary to say, “I know a lot of ya’ll aint gonna do the right thing.”, to a room full of guys who are about to have swollen bank accounts.

Why is Cris so goddamn dramatic? Every time he's got a camera on him, it's like he's trying to audition for some day-time soap opera

Next speaker up is Vince Young explaining how to borrow money to throw yourself a birthday party.

Let’s all remember that the NFL is a billion dollar operation. Their public relations smells something like some toddlers throwing fingerpaint at the wall.

The above video was on NFL.com until this afternoon, when they deleted it.

I think Lee Majors is a bit old to be taking the heat for these guys.

“What if I just kill everybody?”

“I always feel better after going out and getting a lady’s digits.”

JPP: Man, I really need to have a good season this year. Hope that’s in God’s plans.

I just talked to God and he says you’re a dumb ass.

JUST WAIT TWO SECONDS, show your tweet to a literate adult human being, let them check it for spelling, grammar and punctuation THEN SEND IT.

cough....”Go Pats”...cough...flatline.

If my last thoughts on this spiritual plain when I’m on the doorstep of whatever heaven or hell awaits my soul in the afterlife are concerned with some overpaid doofus and his under inflated balls then make all the jokes you want.

Maybe this person had a nice, meaningful life. But now I doubt it.

Family reports that at the end they had been feeding her smoothies made with A/C filters and watch batteries.

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Maybe related.

Oh but she has changed her face...

The Raven who threw the punch will be cut on Monday. Not for punching someone, but for not doing it in an elevator as team policy dictates.

“Same.”