dwayneshealthywhitebaby
Dwayneshealthywhitebaby
dwayneshealthywhitebaby

I did Nazi that coming.

Never mention the pool thing. Ever.

Trump just found his running mate.

And when the oil goes dry after investing nothing in education or infrastructure these people are going to be back to running around the desert on camels, living in tents and chopping each other's heads off.

I really liked his Cajun flavored Ruffles.

Hockey players beat the fuck out of fans all the time.

“You won’t hurt me, there are rules for goalkeepers “

If she's reading gawker in heaven then double fuck her.

“Maybe we should take care of it here in Brainerd..”

That's what heroes do.

Id never be a teacher, man.

Nah, he's just an asshole.

Yeah and didn’t he get cut for using shit loads of drugs anyway?

Quick get Roger Goodell on the phone and ask how he deals with concussions.

“An’ I regret all them drug tests they said I failed.”

Shut up.

Because Jesus or his momma or something.

“What if I just kill everybody?”

He spent all his time behind the Ag barn smoking cigarettes with God.

I just talked to God and he says you’re a dumb ass.