She's funnier in gif form.

Kid: “Why is Garth Brooks wearing those tight shorts? And why are they so tight?”

“Pure class”?

If you are over the age of nine and find these posts useful you shouldn’t be allowed to leave the house without a care provider.

The kids 12 and he couldn’t take the wheel?

He's the only black gun nut I know personally.

No, you're fucked.

Yeah, trying to cross an international border with an unregistered machine gun is the logical choice.

You sound dumb.

A school bus full of guns?

Only pussies call 911.

Still working on that short game I see.

Wanted for questioning...

Do we know the ages of the victims?

I can’t believe you used your real name to write a post about being terrified of a small puppy.

Read, dude.

Because gym etiquette no longer exists. I hate it when people do stupid shit like jump rope in the free weights area.

To be fair that shit pisses me off too. Every open piece of gym floor is not a yoga spot.