Why? If you wanna go to a comedy show and don’t have anyone to go to the comedy show with, just go to the comedy show.
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Would you fuck Taylor Swift if it meant you had to marry her right after?
Prison body plan
Agent - “Sorry for the mess, glad you are having a snack while we wait. By the way, what are you eating?”
Pretty much every small rural road in the US.
Except Donald Trump is not a billionaire.
“This is even more painful than it looks.”
I really want to hate this guy but I have to be honest and admit that it stems from pure jealousy.
In the directors cut he continues, “Im just three days away from retiring and collecting my pension from the rebellion. My daughter just graduated from college and I finally got my boat fixed up. I call it the ‘Live 4 Ever’. My wife and I are gonna sail around the world.”
Only if they can dispense cocaine through the AC.
I swear, some people try their hardest to pick a name that says, “my kid will be on probation some day.”
Congratulations, Misters Chariotoflove, Curiousplay, Max0253, SessileRaptor and Ash78, on COTD! I have a IDK for you all which this lovely babe will deliver soon.
Who needs 911 when you have 357 or .44?
Probably for the best.
If anything, my people have been over served.
We dont serve Irish here.
If there is an opening, I would like to take this opportunity to petition that the Irish control the media.
We have a lot to say about water charges in the North the world needs to hear.
The brown eye gave him the stink eye.
He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here: