Prison body plan

Agent - “Sorry for the mess, glad you are having a snack while we wait. By the way, what are you eating?”

Pretty much every small rural road in the US.

“This is even more painful than it looks.”

Counter point

come to mama

In the directors cut he continues, “Im just three days away from retiring and collecting my pension from the rebellion. My daughter just graduated from college and I finally got my boat fixed up. I call it the ‘Live 4 Ever’. My wife and I are gonna sail around the world.”

Only if they can dispense cocaine through the AC.

I swear, some people try their hardest to pick a name that says, “my kid will be on probation some day.”

Congratulations, Misters Chariotoflove, Curiousplay, Max0253, SessileRaptor and Ash78, on COTD! I have a IDK for you all which this lovely babe will deliver soon.

Probably for the best.
If anything, my people have been over served.

We dont serve Irish here.

If there is an opening, I would like to take this opportunity to petition that the Irish control the media.
We have a lot to say about water charges in the North the world needs to hear.

The brown eye gave him the stink eye.

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

Is Peter Thiel financially backing this lawsuit? If so, ESPN is fucked

This really has me worried that the Jews are losing control of the media.

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Here’s another one:

“It’s funny because it didn’t happen to me.”