First customers.

It means shes a d-bag.

Looks like a huge phallic symbol for someone who is massively over compensating.

“That will all trickle down and eventually we, the consumers, will be able to save money as well.”

This just in! A rarely driven car owned by a caring, well funded owner is in great shape! In other news, water is blue, except for in Rio where it can be green, brown, or various shades of gray.

You have no idea how many times I would like to star this sentence.

Im so sick of people being excoriated for being a “bad sport” in the Olympics.

Awww, is it an abusive slur?

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agreed. you never want to miss out on landing the perfect comeback/one-liner, like jerkstore.

Meh. Fuck that mom and fuck her little cuntlet in training.

That was too good to sit on.

Regarding parking lots, one time at the gym in college I was in my parking space with the driver’s door open looking for something that fell under the seat. After finding it and getting out, I noticed that some SUV land yacht had been apparently waiting all 5 minutes I was looking to take the spot next to me...despite…

Her costume is ok, Im really impressed though with her cat's Jonesy costume.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Looks like somebody just destroyed the buffet.

Did they also build cars or something?

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…