Dude looks like a minor character in a movie about Nam’ who shows everybody a picture of his wife back home and five minutes later gets skinned alive by Charlie.

Thats just a fuzzy transmission of “Smoke on the Water” comin’ at you from KZHY, Karachay’s home for Foghat, Deep Purple and Grand Funk.

The soldier then viciously beat the dog with his nightstick.

Dude, needs to switch conditioners.

You know this shit has been happening since, oh I dont know, the invention of politics.

Yeah, Marfa used to be a nice place to get away from everything until it was discovered by epic fuck sticks like these people.

90% of all Twitter users deserve to be abused because they are fucking morons.

Yeah, that looks like an idiotic waste of time.

Would you fuck Taylor Swift if it meant you had to marry her right after?

That guy looks like a statue made out of sweating bologna.

Fucking maple farmers.

I got to peek inside the very first production B1 as a kid in the Boy Scouts in Abilene, TX. It used to fly over my house twice a day at least.

Some kinda mouth on that fuckin’ maple farmer.

Canada Man proposes in board shorts.

I watched a LR shoot in Houston once.

He probably wasnt using it anyway.

Put this on the big list of “Things That Sound Good After Taking Weaponized Donkey Tranquilizer”.

Wow, the new civic???

“This is even more painful than it looks.”

Nah, thats not how I use it.