Hell probably have a great career in the NFL.

“How are they going to react? Are they going to get violent? Are they going to retaliate in a way that’s going to be unsafe?”

Sounds like a typical Waco fuck head.

I would like to purchase a little African child.

“...if you lose your dog, all of a sudden, you’re looking around hollering for him. Just stay up late at night, looking for him. I’ve lost my dog. My dog’s football. I’m ready to go find it again.”

I think its pretty exciting since nobody wants to drive a Ford anyway.

Im so sick of people being excoriated for being a “bad sport” in the Olympics.

You see those things in the upper right?

Blonde chicks in soccer shorts?

Awww, is it an abusive slur?

Texas, motherfuckers!

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I hope the passenger side seat cover is removable for machine washing to remove the vast amounts of pussy juices that will be soaked into it.

She just needed to hear the correct dollar amount to shut up.

So waddaya know?

His first book “Fast Food Nation” was just as good.

Exactly.

No, the “bitch” is what made it so sweet.

That was too good to sit on.

This was already posted yesterday.