The only way this could be more like a witch hunt is if someone yelled “Hey! Lets have a witch hunt!”

Retrieving a borrowed salad spinner isn’t a date.

Then she uncrossed her legs and her pussy started laughing too.

Asked about the call, the referee explained, “I had to do something before Russell infected us all with the dreaded clap.”

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

You’re fired. No disrespect.

Just add that to the list of things that Melo’s done with. Including

I’m just glad no one has commented with any of the true Austin gems that are miraculously still around. You want to stand around waiting for BBQ for six hours with no guarantee you’ll get a plate? Have at it. Plenty of fantastic, old school joints for way less money, way less hassle and food just as good or better and…

“Sue Booth-Forbes, who served as Dushku’s legal guardian on set, agreed with Colonna’s account of the sexualized atmosphere, and that Colonna and Booth-Forbes both spoke to Sanchini about it.”

lol

When Trump sees Haiti....

I’ve heard of rejection-sensitive depression, and factitious disorder.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE

Every time I think Trump couldn’t say something any more stupid, he comes back in a couple of days and says, “Hold my beer...”

Austin is done. Y’all have ruined it. None of us can afford to live in the city we’ve created because you’ve all moved here. RIP Austin. 1839-2001

Odd that Elizabeth Moss is exempt from all this “me too” stuff as the member of a religion (Scientology) that sexually exploits and oppresses women.

1. I don’t think I’d call that dude “white”? He definitely isn’t from Norway.