Can you imagine? 82 and out trying to make some extra cash and you get killed by two drunk millionaires.

He’s gonna be a first round draft pick at the Aryan Brotherhood kickball tournament cheerleader tryouts.

Wow, I hope those two fuckheads get all the backdoor love they can handle in prison.

Thats over the line.

Uh...yeah, thats because she’s a fuckin’ idiot.

Those people should have been violently ejected from the premises.

So Mr Ball Chasey Man isnt the worlds foremost cultural thinker.

Yeah fuck that, you sit there and eat your box of cheese and crackers and like it.

If someone in the seat next to me farts thats the same to me as pulling out a box cutter and yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR!”

At least it wasnt hot food.

Stabbed or shot?

What the fuck is she complaining about? At least the little fucker wasnt yapping or throwing elbows.

“Now Ted, just relax and try to imagine yourself in a peaceful place like maybe a glade by a brook next to a stream. I need you to let your anus expand to its maximum circumference so that you may accomodate the Trump penis. Your wife is getting it fluffed up as we speak. Would you like a drink? I always like a nice…

Wow, this is dumb.

Strange that the shooting itself is absent from the video.

Dude looks like a pile of ham.

Looks like Uncle Gary’s been kickin’ back on the old cough syrup.

Why are they screaming “DROP THE GUN!” if he doesnt have one?

No.

Better build in a four year life span or an extra short power cord.