Impregnating a girl in the back seat.

That appears to be a Glock 19 so not really.

I only want to hear about Brads coke fueled underage hooker parties.

I told him to have the getaway van compacted in Jersey but what did he do? He got high and just left it parked at the airport.

Meanwhile at the Moscow YMCA pool...

Can we use this to make babies more attractive?

“Sock of Fleagulls”

Yeah, WTF is going on today?

This has nothing to do with free speechitude.

Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.