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Pickles? Forget about it?
Have you ever tried to get those motherfuckers to throw on a few extra black olives? Its like asking them to sit on a sandpaper dildo.

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I like his car commercial where he motors around aimlessly with a vacuous look on his face that says, “I have a head injury, please tell me how to drive to hospital now.”

20 yards for sneezing on the flag.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

I would guess younger, and that the abuse probably continued until roughly around the time she married. Possibly it’s never stopped.

Is it possible for a toddler to get an eating disorder for being judged online?

You dont make sense.

What do gay astronauts eat?

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

good call

Yeah, actually it is. A career change can be a great way to shift priorities and help focus on your personal health and well being. It’s YouTube... he could very easily restructure his format to be less stressful.

He probably did around age 16.

She seems cool with it.

Make Ivanka fellate again.

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to snort your cocaine. I... snort... your... cocaine!

I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided “spin” that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

-Joseph Goebbels