Starring Jimmy Fallon as the Guy Who Shuts His Ass Up.

Not 100%. Alabama is pork-centric. We also invented white BBQ sauce.

That stuff is good, no doubt. But if you have had good barbeque with a quality vinegar based sauce you would not say that. It is heavenly.

The woman on the left has some creepy hair. Did she sleep all night with a giant headband on?

No, this is what they call barbeque:

Ben Affleck is making a movie based on this exchange.

The woman on the right is scaring me.

And maybe try not to insult my intelligence every two minutes.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

Getting sleepy just looking at it.

Guessing the soap will be dropped after three episodes.

Edgy soap sounds like it would hurt!

Is that sauce as amazing as it sounds? Is there a brand I can buy or order? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

Now y’all are making me hungry!

He drinks only the finest breast milks.

Pecan Lodge is pretty awesome but no this is Southern Goods in Houston.

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

I just assumed that he stays up every night screaming at the computer until his wife dumps an envelope of powder into his drink.

Sigh. That also looks delicious, but isn’t it nice that BBQ is different around the South? More for me to eat!

“You’re too old to be yelling!”