Its amazing how creative you can get with your hair when you never have to put on a helmet.

The passenger seat looks big enough to hold three Thai hookers.

Difference without a distinction.

Thats really wonderful, did you ever show up, get scared and then call a cop?

I know most EMT’s receive rudimentary training but its basically designed to talk a guy into the ambulance where they can be strapped down.

You sound very dumb.

EMT’s and firefighters are even less equipped to deal with it than cops.

Define “mental issues”.

Yes, dummy.

If this guy wanted to get shot he did a great job.

“Yeah......yeah......Uh-huh......look I gotta go, theres a train in my office.”

Goddamn, Brit looks good, better than ever.

Two more classy ladies.

Children of the Scorn.

I put “ballerite” in my coffee.

Holy crap, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Do you believe in personal accountability?

After she was pregnant.

Anyone not a white, male millionaire will be fighting to retain their human dignity if she gets her way in November.