I dont give a flying fuck how often it happened. She was more than happy to profit from the corrupt machine as long as it was only fucking over the little people but now she’s Rosa Parks on a mission for women.

She was fine with helping FOX News demean and fuck the rest of the country but she all the sudden grew morals when FOX News started doing it to her.

Jesus doesnt like publicity stunts.

Pro-Russian rebels = Russians.

- Jesus when asked his opinion on Tim Tebow

I wanna die in a boat explosion.

I imagine Fallons fake laugh growing more brittle and bitter by the year until one day he snaps and starts picking people off from the observation deck at 30 Rock.

Are you trying to say that she is bad ass at fashion?

Dad throws like a gigantic pussy.

Dad must have a lot of money if thats mommy on the right.

He was so embarrassed he plowed through an entire Stuckeys waitress staff.

What happened at Indian Wells was a fucking disgusting embarrassment.

Hey, youre that drunken posse!

Sweaty Betty sounds hot.

Sweaty Betty sounds hot.

Aw, somebody wants attention.

It’ll happen.......it has to......

Sweet.

A hooker.

Cant wait for Halpert to fuck up so I can make my move on Emily.

Im armed to the full extent of Texas law so I can invade Cuba if necessary.