Not much branching in their family trees by the looks of it.

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

The safe word is “on-brand”.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Kenny? Is that you?

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

Dude sounds like Dennis Duffy. I’m surprised he didn’t start the message with, “Hey Dummy.”

Had good money on a “GET OFF THE PHONE/SHUT UP MOM!” moment in there.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

[O]nce I blow your organization through, uh let’s just say, social media hell...

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?

Why do they give the trophy to the rider instead of the horse?

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

I tell everyone who scoffs at me about how Houston is a great city or who gives me a disbelieving side-eye when I say that Houston, a city in Texas, has been named the most diverse city in the county, to watch this episode. The few who have come back to me in awe and a desire to check out the city.

As a native Houstonian my Mom saved that ep for me for when I was home for the holidays and we watched it together. :(

I was genuinely brought to tears by the closer from the Houston episode: “Some people say make America great again. I say America was great all along. Some of us just forgot why. It’s great because your grandfather and my grandfather and just about everybody’s damn grandfather or great-grandfather crammed, snuck,…

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

He’s especially popular because unlike most guys who visit strip clubs, he doesn’t expect to give the D. In fact, he insists on never giving the D.

David Choe took him to stop at the Sizzler as part of a Koreatown tour. Simmer down, man.

Don't troll the feeder.