Oh look, “Philosophy Barbie” knows how to look up stuff on the internet.

Say what you will of their repugnant political beliefs but that does appear to be a pretty tight spiral on that water bottle.

When will the world start sterilizing Russians?

Thats easy, in Alabama its the one with “MURDERERS” spray painted on the outside.

They should stop PS’ing her.

Im guessing its either babysitter or father/daughter stuff.

I assumed it was International House of Botulism.

I pass five strip clubs on my way to and from work every day in Houston.

He doesnt sound like the type to park a truck full of fertilizer in front of a post office at all.

I predict many a philosophy student working at Starbucks.

Did you expect a failed actress to be able to read a script correctly?

Two C Listers bitching on Twitter. Im visibly aroused.

Why do they give the trophy to the rider instead of the horse?

Italy is the Mexico of Europe.

Im glad I dont live in one of those shit hole commie countries where a bunch’a byooo-row-krat death panels decide who lives and dies.

“In Africa???”

He’s also replacing Pence with an AR-15 wearing a MAGA hat.

“Number 3 Coming Out” is the name of Trumps favorite Russian porno.

“We’re just using it to talk about adopting Russian babies...”