I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

This mess reminds me of Don Mattingly’s sideburns on The Simpsons

At this stage, it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s Jabba’s secret plan for his meeting with Rocket Man!

Paul Ryan would personally drive an M1 Abrams battle tank through a preschool if his master told him to. He has the backbone of a PB&J sandwich with the crusts removed.

Old Men and the CTE

Lumpy Old Men

Counterpoint: she’s a garbage person who willingly married an even larger garbage person to reap the benefits of unimaginable material wealth, so fuck her. If she feels humiliated, that’s a good thing because it means she has a tiny shred of humanity left inside her.

I wish I could celebrate that this company going into chapter 11 had anything to do with America’s declining taste for guns. Unfortunately, it’s more likely that the venture capitalist did their usual trick of buying a company, leveraging the shit out of it, taking the money and pushing the debt onto the company which…

Maybe one day, long after our national nightmare has passed, we’ll find out if she’s an actual person with human feelings.

She went on TV and supported the birther bullshit. #neverforget this vapid plagiarizer is in on it.

I’m no expert, but that doesn’t look like a photo finish.

He stepped up and said plainly what the deal is, I don’t see what the heartburn is. He seems to get it, it’s the rest of this racist ass country doesn’t. Hell I’d be tired of being compared to somebody else to if I know he’s doing the right thing and I’m just looking for a job.

I know this is a tough one, but your colleagues and bosses will respect you more if you fix this.

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

“This, folks, is what has people making the comparisons between the two players. And Manziel would be wise to take note as to why that is.”

Uh...why are we omitting the part where Manziel agrees with you?

Manziel is not to blame for Kap being blackballed

If we’re gonna be fair to Manziel, he actually hits the nail on the head when it comes to why Kap isn’t in the league.

Why wasn’t that tweet included in the above article?

Isnt that exactly what he said? He said Kaep is a great QB and him not getting signed has nothing to do with football. You skipped the tweet in the middle that mentioned that....