“World needs plenty of bartenders!”

Its Craigslist, dude.

Right, like nobody hates Tom Brady’s guts.

Oh God, fuck off.

The American congress has voted to change Freedom Fries back to....whatever they were before.....im thinking starts with a......G.......maybe...

Id like to change muslims to black people.

What the hell is a “guild standard”?

Hey! Theres a black guy in Hitlers posse too! See he wasnt such a bad guy.

The Middle East is like the Mexico of Europe if the people, instead of building our homes and cooking our Sbarros, just blew everything up.

That was me you little shithead, I told you to stay out of my office.

Im spending my spare cash on a polyester Chevy Cobalt that looks a lot better.

“Joerg Hoffmeister told The Associated Press that everyone inside had to be evacuated..”

“...for some reason Cody treated Taz differently.”

Dont you women have enough to be pissed off about without getting mad at the 50’s?

The dude is just phoning it in at this point.

Boy that banner and cool sunglasses are sure gonna teach ISIS a lesson.

I think Obama at this point is close to doing press conferences wearing sweatpants and a Pearl Jam t-shirt carrying a bag of chili cheese Fritos.

Its a lot farther than a mile to Houston, dude.

Im guessing the guy who spoke to reporters is going to be a brain surgeon.

A couple I know moved there last week so Ill tll them about it.