Yeah, I dont know if thats a common feminist misconception but ive never heard any man state any kind of objection to it and honestly cant imagine why anyone would.

For reasons that are beyond me (it’s always cocaine).

Dude here, if I could take a pill that would put my boys to sleep id definitely be down.

Because how else are people supposed to know when theyre ready for some football?

Yeah, shes an artist just like the Geico gecko and The Noid.

America sure is getting great again.

Why is his face three sizes too small for his head?

But i’m hurtin, daddy! C’mon, I just need a little taste! I’ll make you feel good!

ANSWER MY QUESTION PLEASE.

meh.

Can you prescribe me some heroin for my tooth ache?

Im sorry if the truth is hurtful to you.

By telling poor people that they wont go to heaven if they use rubbers or have abortions.

Man, these motherfuckers got their big toe stuck in that Russian shit.

Are you serious?

Yep.

Yep. And it works.

Thats where the church comes in to keep the cycle going and keep the poor giving them money and then raping their children.

Man, I cant believe that Jesse James d-bag cheated on her.

She continued, “If you’ll excuse me I think I just have those math numbers right up here in my big ol’ cooter. Lemme just reach up there and grab em’ for ya’. Oh yeah! Just like I said! Perfect math! What else??”