Man, I cant believe that Jesse James d-bag cheated on her.

She continued, “If you’ll excuse me I think I just have those math numbers right up here in my big ol’ cooter. Lemme just reach up there and grab em’ for ya’. Oh yeah! Just like I said! Perfect math! What else??”

Keeping the poor saddled with unwanted children is a key component of the system that keeps them uneducated, ignorant, superstitious and dependent on the church and the republican party that both scares and shames them into voting their way.

I used to ride to school in one of these wierdo limos.

Its hilarious to me that these fucks have convinced people that they are Gods secretary or some shit. Like God wont see you unless you sign in with these kiddie diddlers.

Im white and when people used to say America is racist Id disagree.

“I was the bitch,” she admitted. “I was the bad guy. And I’m sure I have a lot of enemies, and I’m sure you heard a lot of bad things about me and I don’t give a shit. I ripped the mask off so many faces.”

This is why I dont have kids.

His second choice was “Mr. Dream Lover: Gentle But Firm”.

All the top foundations have fancy oil paintings.

Remember, they only dropped him when they were forced to.

So’s a priest and a high school football coach walk into a bar and the bartender say, he says, “What a couple of pricks!”.

I gets all the drugs I needs down in Ol’ Meh-Hee-Co.

He’s Carlton for Gods sake.

I cant believe we let the con man and his hooker stay at the White House.

As consolation he did offer the Native women some blankets.

Probably wanted to play “knifey-spoony” next.

I’d be pissed if I had to live in Dallas too.

I hope this doesnt catch on.

Jesus, cant Ivanka throw a cup of pee in his face or something to calm him down?