I hope not because “Get Out” definitely lowered the bar for film making and only proves that white Academy voters can be scared into giving awards away.

“Well, Get Out, both the best and the most important movie of 2017, lost last night to Grinding Nemo. So anything is possible.”

“Smith hasn’t played in the NFL since 2015, as the league has yet to act on his application for reinstatement....”

Two men locked in a cage beating each others heads in.

I think it was Pink Floyd who once said “How can you have your maxillofacial trauma if you dont eat your lettuce?”

The portion of hockey comprised of “sport” is the lettuce to the ranch dressing of fighting.

The argument for fighting in hockey is twofold:

He looks like a pile of dough with fake Jerry Lewis teeth jammed into it.

Heres a good one: Kim and her fat ass sisters and kids all go jump, pussy first, into a wood chipper:)

Would you rather suck your dads dick or lose one testicle?

In Texas we shoot things like that.

Give the aliens a free car and all they do is bitch.

Pass.

Like youve ever done anything to help in Africa or anywhere else.

I thought it was export...

“...makes a good case that OJ either did it, knowingly...”

Thats extra whippins’ for makin’ dad hear more yap-yap.

In other news REO Speedwagon is still selling tasty licks.

Yeah, shes a piece of garbage.

I dont have much sympathy for her just for being a woman.