Movies :

Then we'll have to burst into David Lynch's house and steal his synthetizers and New Age self-help books.

I'm barely walking, so… no

Pride And Prejudice And S'Plosions !

Not your funniest Newswire, Sean… Let's hope for some Morrissey tomfoolery before the end of the day

I remember reading Kenya a long time ago, but now that I think of it, I'm not sure I went all the way through. Thank you for the reminder !

It's true that story-telling is not Leo's forte, but the sheer weirdness of the fauna depicted in Aldebaran, Betelgeuse and Antares is gratification enough.

I know the feeling. It sucks to see all those titillating new releases week after week just to realize that the closest theater that show them are 150 miles away

I'm sure that if i had been tricked into watching this movie while believing it was made by David Cronenberg, I would have deemed it his best movie since Naked Lunch

Oh I didn't realize the Narrator's post featured the same mistake

That would amount to 3 movies a week. Pretty impressive, yeah.

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know ?

Pansexual FRENZY !

TELEVISION :

Antiviral and I Saw The Devil ? Pretty cool (and bloody) weekend !

Yeah, I thought that was just a one-off thing at first, but now they seem committed to publish that on Saturday night. I still have no idea why…

Don't you hate it when you're in your car, just minding your own business, then you look in the rear-view mirror, and BOOM, you see Jesus chilling in the back seat ?

Just let Tom Felton play Jesus, for the hell of it

I'm more familiar with the Kristen Wiig parody…

I played it during a Metallica gig once. No one noticed.