Spiderman 4 will have a 56-year-old Andrew Garfield, at this rate.

There's only pictures in his scripts : approximations of the funny faces he'll have to make

What's His agent's phone number ?

Pirates Of the Caribbean : I Don't Know, A Kraken Or Some Shit

If Birdman is any indication, Inarritu is currently trying to get out of his "misery porn" comfort zone. Which is about time (even if I loved Biutiful).

and 12) and 13) and 14)

Day, Ye, May, and Cray rhyme. He adds 'nigga', you know, just for the elegance of it

Justin Boobier

10) Profit ?

When I walk in, I usually want a nice pancake. Maybe some peanuts.

Ha ha ! Full disclosure, it was not on purpose.

"We did [the grammar] incorrect". At the risk of sounding dumb, is it necessary an error ?
Edit : seriously asking, English not being my first language

Edmond Dantes Inferno, every morning : "Man, i wish someone will mention Tommy Chong today. Or pot".

Pfff, all those people with their birthdays…

Happy Birthday ! (don't read this comment today, please)

I propose a new category for the 2014 Commies : "Best Newswire title"

8 minutes of pure piano-driven angriness

Is the joke that you used "Bore" twice ?

It's not even a terrible pun, it's just an… invisible pun. Seriously, how were we supposed to get it was meant to be read as "A Door"

I'm part of the "Adore is a great, underrated album" crowd, so that's good news to me.