Until she starts a duet with that throat-singing Eskimo chick.

Dressed in shit ? that's metal right there.

She divorced her husband over a bad pun ?

Yeah, but Björk would scare the children…

That's great. Now, parents, take it to the next level and accustom your kids to the norwegian black metal scene.

OK, I'll bite. What's the obvious pun ? Edit : Nevermind, got it.

Yes, they tend to do that…

Someone has paid a visit to Cracked…

OK, I'm bored, so i'll just rank Aronofsky's films :

All I can read is "Oreo and Cake". And that makes me hungry

Enough with the floods, Darren !
But, in all seriousness, that looks pretty interesting. And it's the perfect motivation for me to finally read some Atwood.

If leprechauns are making a comeback, anything can make a comeback.

Hey, The Happening was bad, but it was still within the limits of the law !

That's the problem. He thinks every movie he plays in is a comedy.

I hope contestants are required to carry one pound of fake plastic intestines under their shirt. That would fit the "leave the show in a grisly style" part

The Christophe Gans version was okay. Terrible chemistry between the Beauty and the Beast (Léa Seydoux and Vincent Cassel), but the sets and CGI were gorgeous.

Who's Willow Creek in this scenario ? The girlfriend ? Why name the movie after her exactly ?

"Terrible boy" doesn't have the same sex-appeal.

Hey, you can't just write "fucked like bunnies" and be done with it. It must be at least 15 pages long. Are you new at this ?

Ok, prediction time : there's gonna be a film adaptation of NKOTB erotic fan-fiction somewhere before 2018.