Morgan Freeman can use helium any way he wants.

There are gases that make your voice deeper. Xenon, for example.

That was Sidney Poitier

Not to be all contrarian about it, but trying to ape the atmosphere and slowness of the original French series would be a big mistake. The remake must find its own pace and style, and if it turns out to be "Americanized pace" and "Americanized style", it won't necessarily be for the worst. As long as the narrative…

Releasing an EP every six months basically amounts to releasing an album every year. So guys, the "tepid reactions" probably aren't going anywhere.

Slow ? well, yes…
Boring ? GET OUTTA HERE !

If you want to sort it all out (from The Concourse) :
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I have the internet version of that

Milk-craving hermits.

Oh, I'm with you on that one. I was merely trying to make fun of White's weird choice of words.

Jack White, on the other hand, seems like a riot.

You heard Jack White. Meg isn't an introvert. She's a hermit. Maybe the only hermit who ever played drums in a successful rock band.

I think the series follows the same storyline(s), but on a more expanded version. Not sure.

I sat through the 4 hours of Mysteries of Lisbon in a theater. It was surprisingly watchable and entertaining.

Agree. Sometimes I have the feeling he isn't trying anymore these days.

I'm OK with that. If we all die, it'd better be in a cinematic way. I mean, scorched by the Sun ? Boooring…

Ninjago fuck yourself ?

The Dogville set is a huge scam. It's just an empty box !

12 Years a Slave Legos, A Serbian Film Legos…

Yes, but the spring of animal necrophilia.