How does a limbless iPhone user lift the phone to his or her nose?

@mikeman06: Kids, wives, then husbands.

Obama like.

Reminds me of a borrowed ladder from Gattaca

Toyota owners: gromaudio.com

Jimmy Buffett T-shirt made the video for me.

Umbridge? Is that you?

@zadtheinhaler: My money's on Alai. He was always a sneaky one.

@thenewperson can't believe he just: Someone is sawing through the floor from below.

The enemy's gate is down.

@ppiddy: That is HILARIOUS. The tricks salesmen use...

@Slinkytech: city, CONTINENT.

"those that opt for a Chevy product over a Ford product. . .tend to be of the trailer park sort"

@zeeboid: Breaded asshole?

@Dreamwriter: The passenger was recording the video. If you had actually watched the video you can hear dialogue from 2 people. Also, at the beginning, the shot of the speedometer is at an angle that could only occur from well within the confines of the passenger seat. Then the camera pans over a leg visibly in the…

iMac = Portable DVD player? Maybe only in Panera...

Good thing that fire extinguisher is stashed right next to the entrance.

Surprised Monorail Cat has not yet made an appearance...

The iPad didn't get him on the no-fly list, his douchebaggery and total disregard for regulations got him on the no-fly list.

@John H. Meyer: Heart click