If I’ve said it once I’ve probably said it a thousand times, “Never ever never break the heart of a cartel leader’s wife heart” It will only lead to bad times and or death.

I’m in utter disbelief at the amount of people that actually like NoHo Hank. He was funny as a bit character but the more he’s used the more unrealistic/unnecessary his story becomes. A white foreigner goes into a Bolivian market and just randomly ask for the local drug cartel and nobody else finds that incredulous?…

....followed by a dreadlock Predator walking through a portal smoking on some ganja when he proclaims, “Me love the smell of dead blue cat people. Smell like victory, mon.”

Yes the Lizzo episode was gawdawful and it felt like the writers found and old script from 2009 and decided what’s the worst that could happen but chill with the Black Eye Peas slander. Talk about punching down. Groups like BEP, Flo-Rida, Pitbull or Nickleback will never be included in discussions along with Chuck D,…

This is the only Joker along with his henchman that I want to see confront the Dark Knight...

This young man has his life ruined for a crime he did not commit. It wasn’t the punch that killed the racist idiot, it was gravity!

Samuel L. Jackson not getting nominated for Django Unchained for all the brilliant reasons that you expertly pointed out but Christoph Waltz winning the award for playing a white savior is the US in a nutshell.

Extensive legal issues? That he got into a bar fight and threatened a woman over his car in college means he shouldn’t be allowed to run a team as an adult is the weakest reasons you can give this man. We’ve seen candidates get head coaching jobs just from leading the special teams but Bienemy is being passed over cuz…

C’mon now! You’re like the 1,999th person to make that pun.

18 U.S. code 956 Conspiracy

I gave this soulless Soprano’s knockoff 2 and half seasons and realized that even just hate watching it wasn’t enough to get me to care about any of the characters. Such a waste of so many good actors with just atrocious writing. They constantly kept putting the cast into dire situations with no payoffs afterwards.

I’d sooner watch the ghost of the “Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World” Andy Kaufman than dare entertain the idea of watching this predetermined farce of a boxing spectacle. 

Speak for yourself, I personally wanted to know what type of tree Dolly Parton would be if she were a tree.

Speak for yourself, I personally wanted to know which tree Dolly Parton would be is she were a tree.

Hold the front door! I’m not a Heat fan by any means (Let’s Go Knicks!) but Jokic was in the wrong when he whacked Bam across the face even with the Nuggets up 17 points with less than 3 minutes left in the game. Keff was doing what all enforcers are supposed to do and that’s sticking up for your teammates and that…

Insecure/HBO needs to make a 2 hour movie based on Lawrence/Condola/baby Elijah cuz 30 minutes wasn’t cutting it. There is so much to this story that needs to be told outside of the Insecure framework. This would be a great jumpoff for random tales of Insecure’s Los Angeles that are beyond Issa but slightly still…

Chris Pratt’s nu*wife looks at him the way the Nazi Youth looked at Mein Kampf.

Of all the Verzuz this was the one that was totally in my wheelhouse but I have to know why wasn’t Kool G Rap there as part of The Symphony?!? Of all the dope verses that was on that legendary joint, G Rap’s was the illest! The one thing that was definitely missing from making this truly unforgettable was the lack of…

I convinced George Lucas that Greedo shot first.

Whaaa?!? I thought Rowan Farrow was half Italian.