Hey Nu*Deadspin if you looking for writers that are willing to talk out there asses then I hear Jason Whitless is looking for work. He did a spot up job of trying to run The Undefeated into the ground.

Kind of hard to be a food tester when you keep eating ALL the food, poisoned or not.

Philando Castille had a gun and a malfunctioning taillight how’d that having a gun work out for him with the police?!?

I’m pretty sure Hollywood wouldn’t mind seeing Julia Roberts portraying Miles Morales.

“In the real business world this is the type of stuff they argue about in board rooms and snark emails...” 

It was a sane Top 5. Mine would be closer to yours and there is nothing wrong with liking what you like. It’s crazy how every day now somebody has to wake and scream that they are mad about something trivial and the world owes them restitution over it. Get over yourselves people. None of this is that serious. How…

To each their own. Some people like butter pecan ice cream and some people don’t.

Nah, AOC is a Latina from the Boogie Down and Big Pun should be on a lot of Top 5 Rappers list. I’m not sure why Booker is getting heat for his list when it was a decent list for 50 year old man. Were people expecting a New Jersey senator to have listed Doja Cat or Lil Dickey then that would have been pandering.

Everybody wants more money, just ask Jeff Bezos. I think Seinfeld is taking the Larry David approach in that if he has something to say then he’ll film more CICGC episodes. This way he doesn’t have to constantly keep answering questions on when is the next season coming out.

Listening to Obama drop that Who Shot Ya verse on tRUMP’s head Saturday night was quite cathartic, but I can’t tell which was worse. When Barry O said,

Clearly you’ve never seen Hambone & Hillie then.

Kind of difficult to find the real killers when the Cleveland PD would rather use its time executing 12 year old children for having the audacity of playing in the park with toy guns.

After cleaning out my closet and donating 20 pairs of shoes to Goodwill. I went from 30 pairs of shoes consisting mostly of Jordans, Air Max’s and an assortment of Addidas & Pumas back over 60 pairs again in less than a year. It’s an addiction I suppose cuz over half the shoes in my closet not only will I never wear,…

I’ll say it now like I said it before, Insecure is the realest show going right now. For once I agree with Molly. She has been bailing Issa out for far too long and enough is enough! Not mad at Issa for going behind Molly’s back cuz she needed to do what needed to be done by any means necessary. At the same time Molly…

911 Operator: 9-1-1. What is your emergency?

Whitless is that fat piece of shit that shows up to your family’s cookouts uninvited with your cousin who is always battling substance abuse issues disguised as having some unknown virus. He’s the obese pud starting up arguments about topics that nobody was discussing by constantly saying, “I’m just the guy that’s not…

Oh Gawd not Anne Geddes; the Robert Maplethorpe of the Mormon sect. The gift that keeps on getting passed to someone else at your company’s Secret Santa parties

Then you are denying yourself at 2 pieces of excellent entertainment. Denzel’s performance as Alonzo Harris was so powerful that it was nice to get to see him go full HAM on a role similar to Al Pacino in Scarface or James Cagney in White Heat.

When she stops giving a rat’s ass whether or not it bothers you that she leaves the bathroom door wide open every time she takes a massive dump give her and an Edible Arrangement because life is short and love smells like broccoli covered in cheez whiz.

BlackAF was created as if a bunch of rich guys got together after a masturbatory party wherein they pulled a bunch of ideas out of a key bowl and came up with a show that involved taking the character Dre from Blackish and making him as irredeemable as Larry David from CYE but with the angst of every character that…