I’m trying to figure out who is more distracting; watching Richard Lewis deflated performance where every word he utters makes me worry it might be his last because he looks and acts like he is barely one step ahead of Death or Vince Vaughn’s seeming contempt for having to work on such a liberal loving show. 

But Cassel’s ex-wife does play The Merovingian’s wife in The Matrix Reloaded. So there is synergy at play between the 2.

They are the progeny of Star Wars Stormtroopers and since Disney now owns everything I’m quite sure they’ll be a Star Wars world on this show too eventually to tie it all in. 

Quick somebody go warn Glen Rice that Sarah Head is back on the prowl again!

HBO will never get the length of a series right to me. A series like The Outsiders would have hit much harder if they kept it between 6-8 episodes whereas shows like Watchmen or Game of Thrones would have definitely been better served if they were extended out to at least 10 eps. Now I know the nitwits in charge of…

I’m not sure which is worse, the fact that I’ve completely forgotten everything about The Rise of Skywalker or how much I still hate The Last Jedi. One movie feels like an utter spit in the face of everything I enjoy about Star Wars whereas the other just feel like a lazy do over to placate any hurt feelings the other…

One of my first High School jobs was working the kitchen of a Fast Food joint that anytime a customer would come in being rude, racist and ignorant some of the *other* cooks would make sure to add the “Special Sauce” that is not listed on the menu. A really bad idea to be an ass to your food servers especially when it…

I miss the days when giving your loved one a Cincinnati Bow tie was considered taboo.

They call him Snacks cuz he know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street. All the bootleg snacks. Year 2200 snacks. Once even told me about a new Twinkie comin’ out next month.It’s a bad motherfucker. When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth. 

Hard to feel sorry for anyone that dances with the Devil and then want to complain afterwards that he stole your soul. You take the quick way into the Entertainment business then you will pay a hefty price on the back end or take the long way by going independent from the start will take a lot longer and greater…

Twizzlers all day! Red Vines taste like a candle on child’s birthday cake after no other kid showed up to the party. Straight sadness.

I love watching old cinema especially random Golden Age movies and last year was the first time I ever watched Citizen Kane and to say I was a bit disappointed by it would be an understatement until I realized I built up so much hype for this movie because so many cinema guides have ranked Kane as the best movie ever…

Greg Robinson has 2 options and neither of them are good. He could plead guilty and go to prison for at least 2 years or he could plead not guilty and remain a Cleveland Brown. Sucks to be him!

Lou Bega for the Chevy Vega cuz who better to promote a 1 Hit Wonder!

Mayo Pete’s appeal is simple: He appeals to all the big money donors that want a centrist that can stay on message unlike senile Biden. Warren gets most of her support from small donors so she can’t use up her coffers the way Pete can. But make no mistake big money donors don’t care if Mayo Pete wins or loses because…

I am of sound mind to believe that the only way we will be able to get Horse Dung of the streets is to put it out there that Horse Dung has dropped a Mix-Tape then I guarantee the Streets will finally get rid of this piece of shit.

I fear that Larry is going to wash dishes with the same initial enthusiasm he had with selling cars meaning it’s going to be another disaster that I can’t wait to see.

Your Impeached forever present stain is worse than Penelope from SNL because all he does is lie the minute he open his cesspool tainted mouth.

Was it Snoop’s mom or was it his wife who had to remind his dumb ass that he’s swimming with Great White Sharks now and she will be damned if this pothead is going to mess up her now doing national Tostitos commercial w. Martha “Why did you say that name?!?” Stewart bag only to end up opening for Sugar Ray at local…

Was chopping it up with a fellow East Coast transplant in the Bay reminiscing about all the things that made living in the NY/NJ/Conn tri-state area so great and we started talking about how badly we missed eating Whiting sandwiches from this fish market in East Orange when this colonizer misheard us and told us about…