Twizzlers all day! Red Vines taste like a candle on child’s birthday cake after no other kid showed up to the party. Straight sadness.

I love watching old cinema especially random Golden Age movies and last year was the first time I ever watched Citizen Kane and to say I was a bit disappointed by it would be an understatement until I realized I built up so much hype for this movie because so many cinema guides have ranked Kane as the best movie ever…

Greg Robinson has 2 options and neither of them are good. He could plead guilty and go to prison for at least 2 years or he could plead not guilty and remain a Cleveland Brown. Sucks to be him!

Lou Bega for the Chevy Vega cuz who better to promote a 1 Hit Wonder!

Mayo Pete’s appeal is simple: He appeals to all the big money donors that want a centrist that can stay on message unlike senile Biden. Warren gets most of her support from small donors so she can’t use up her coffers the way Pete can. But make no mistake big money donors don’t care if Mayo Pete wins or loses because…

I am of sound mind to believe that the only way we will be able to get Horse Dung of the streets is to put it out there that Horse Dung has dropped a Mix-Tape then I guarantee the Streets will finally get rid of this piece of shit.

I fear that Larry is going to wash dishes with the same initial enthusiasm he had with selling cars meaning it’s going to be another disaster that I can’t wait to see.

Your Impeached forever present stain is worse than Penelope from SNL because all he does is lie the minute he open his cesspool tainted mouth.

Was it Snoop’s mom or was it his wife who had to remind his dumb ass that he’s swimming with Great White Sharks now and she will be damned if this pothead is going to mess up her now doing national Tostitos commercial w. Martha “Why did you say that name?!?” Stewart bag only to end up opening for Sugar Ray at local…

Was chopping it up with a fellow East Coast transplant in the Bay reminiscing about all the things that made living in the NY/NJ/Conn tri-state area so great and we started talking about how badly we missed eating Whiting sandwiches from this fish market in East Orange when this colonizer misheard us and told us about…

Reason #4081 on why I love Larry David so much is that NBC was doing a cross promotion of all it’s shows on Thursday night where a character from one show would appear on another but Larry David hated Friends so much that the only way he would get involved would be if they could have killed off David Schwimmer’s…

As much as I enjoyed this episode it felt somewhat like an old unused Seinfeld script that Larry really liked but never got to use. Every time Jeff said, “You’re not going to get me to say anything bad about Mickey.” I kept hearing “Love the Drake./Hate the Drake.” If you’re going to rehash your work then I guess then…

Pennies with holes in them cuz they both are just worthless.

So many samples came out of “Down On The Corner” too. CCR is the definition of Blue Eyed Soul.

Industry Rule #4080 is just as lethal as Order #66. Looking back 20 years ago and I can’t believe how quickly time has come & gone. A younger co-worker let it be known that he wanted to get in the music business and I advised that when I was his age I stumbled into the business very briefly working as a road manager,…

“I bet they stopped fucking with lions.” 

“If that’s doesn’t yield enough semen to test, get Hannity’s underwear.” 

I sure hope Border Patrol Capt. Murtaugh hasn’t retired yet and is waiting for the child molesting prince to step foot on US soil.

Richard Jefferson has now decided to transition from being a blatant Lebron jock sniffer on ESPN airwaves to being the hero that wears shitty wigs in Tyler Perry movies. All praise light skint Jesus.

When pressed further for comment Crews was alleged to have responded that, “Massa NBC been good to us in the House. I don’t know what them Field women be complaining about. Now who wants to see me bounce my man tiddays?!?”