Ladies & gentlemen I like to present to you The Aristocrats.

And now a very simple method for winning an Oscar for every one else. First you have to limp to the side as if your leg was broken....wait, hold up....dammit that’s the Humpty Dance. Ok now I remember:

I fell down the rabbit hole of watching a True Crime marathon last weekend on one of the basic cable channels where if the victim was a man then you knew the wife killed him and if the victim was a woman then it was obvious it was going to be the husband and I thought I might have been burned out from watching murders…

Who stole the movement from it’s Black founder: Tarana Burke. Cuz nobody can stop white people from wypipoing.

tRUMP knows that the money that Obama gave to Iran was Iranian money that the US was keeping from them ever since they seized our Embassy. He just hates that Obama paid them back since he’s never once paid any of his bills back and the few that he did pay were always at a fraction of a cost of what he owed and you…

Cotdamn this was funny as FOOK! I laughed so loud I woke the dog up. Looks like it’s time to start another GoFundMe cuz I need to see this movie made with Scarlett Johannson playing the teacher, Julia Roberts in a dashiki playing the mother and of course Emma Stone in the role of a lifetime as little Miss Candace. kide…

Democrat wears a tan suit or order dijon mustard for a hamburger: Burn him alive!!

Yeah, but did Smiley go on Fucker’s (sic) show before or after Jabba the Ailes kicked the bucket cuz if there is anybody that knows more about inappropriate workplace relationships than Ailes then it would probably be O’Reilly. Perverted Birds of a feather......

Right Now is not the time for terrible puns Sir!

Welcome to the US: Land of the Prudes. Where internet porn is everywhere and we allow using sex to sell clothes to children but if a woman’s nipples is exposed then all hell will have to pay. Does any of it make sense? Of course not.

I don’t believe Finn was supposed to be the main protaganist but I thought Abrams was setting Finn up to take on the Luke role in the story, Rey as Laia, Poe as Solo & Kylo as Darth. It’s clear from the vocal backlash against Finn for reasons I suppose and/or Rian Johnson’s incompetance that Abrams original outline was…

And here I thought the people carrying on about how they no longer wanted to exist if they can’t live in the world of Avatar was bad now this nonsense comes along.

It’s weird that most of my friends I grew up with were Star Wars fans and we would chide Star Trek fans over being obsessive Trekkies but to see where the 2 fan bases now stand I gladly wish I would have appreciated Star Trek more instead. Star Wars fans are slowly becoming worse than political pundits.

That may be true but it’s still better than “Hot for Teacher”

Main listen, Mississippi didn’t certify the 13th amendment ending slavery until.....February 7, 2013! Besides I ain’t got no kin down there.

The truth is that Rose was added to TLJ to appease the China Box Office but unfortunately the Chinese market is just not that into Star Wars like everyone else is. Even one of the biggest artist in China’s movie history; Donnie Yen couldn’t help Rogue One get the numbers in China that Disney was hoping for. 

Give me James Earl Jones or Marcel Marceau cuz those are the only two that can bring the proper gravitas to the project.

My favorite description of Adam Driver was something I saw on Twitter that basically described him as the Adrien Brody type complex character minus Brody’s messianic assholishness. Not sure how much of an asshole Brody actually is but I have noticed that as Driver has ascended into an A list star Brody has seemed to…

He’s a republican. Comedy is never their strong suit. Gross incompetence at governing certainly is though.

If Doe can legally sue McKesson for something Doe knows McKesson didn’t do then why can’t McKesson counter sue the Baton Rouge PD for planting someone to throw the rock at Doe in order to arrest McKesson? Neither can prove unequivocally that the other is guilty so make it happen captain.