The only thing worse than listening to Trump speak is trying to read the transcripts of something that he has said. I can never finish it because my brain immediately shuts down from all the grammatical errors that this nitwit produces which usually leaves me with an aggravating headache.

I’m expecting any minute now that Tekashi Snitch-9 is going to announce that Antonio Brown is part of the Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods then AB will whine about how unfair it is that Willie McGinest, Keyshawn Johnson & Desean Jackson can be part of the Blood Nation and nobody ever brings it up against them.

Well if the Bush family wanted to live rent free then they asses should have moved to the White House or Tuscaloosa.

Hey Cowboy Joe, why is your strike zone so bad?
Hey Cowboy Joe, I said why the hell is your strike zone so bad?
Alright.
I’m goin down to fuck up ‘nother ball game simply cuz I can

Hey Cowboy Joe, why is your strike zone so bad?
Hey Cowboy Joe, I said why the hell is your strike zone so bad?
Alright.
I’m goin down to fuck up ‘nother ball game simply cuz I can

I swear you Liberals are something else. Don’t you realize that when you are full of shit like Meghan McCain is and you gotta go....well you just gots to go!

Not as long as Jay Gruden is the coach.

Ian Rapoport: Antonio Brown has just announced he’s been released.

Alpo caught a show at the Apollo and it’s been said that quite a few people backstage gave him a heroes welcome even.

Are you asking for sympathy for a clown that promoted a child being raped in a video because he was young??? If you can’t handle adult consequences then you shouldn’t be making adult decisions. This P.O.S. was demanding that people get killed because they didn’t show proper respect to him and I’m supposed to show pity…

Media: Coach can we ask you a question about the unpaid labor force you get to use as the highest paid employee in the state of Washington?

I mean!?! Who would waste $95k on a My Little Pony necklace but a damn fool?!? I wouldn’t pay .95 cent for one for my daughter. Every investor knows that if you gonna spend $95k on jewelry then it better be on a Care Bear necklace, not My Little Pony.

Well that depends on how many raisins are you putting in you suburban potato salad?

He’s being ridiculed because he brought this on to himself. When people in the Industry was trying to warn him to back away from the fire he was playing with Snitch-9 chose instead to spit in their faces laughing about how he was fireproof. Guess he’s finding out that nobody got sympathy for the devil.

If the biggest Hood snitch to ever live Alpo Martinez can walk the streets of Harlem again without a care in the world then I bet donuts to dollars that Danny Brasco will be just fine. Once the trial is over another gang will start extorting his stoopid ass and he’ll start releasing records rapping about how Gang-Gang…

I’m pretty sure tRUmp was on the phone pleading with Putin to make sure that #7 gets into the Hall next year.

If it’s not can you see if he might wanna sell it?

I was hoping Randy Johnson goes into the Hall as an Astro, Mike Piazza as a Marlin and Reggie Jackson as a Oriole.

Mike Greenberg only eats asparagus simply because he likes the way it makes his pee smell.

As someone on Twitter once said, Paul Finebaum uses a confederate flag as a yarmulke.