“Fifty years from now, Supreme President Barron Trump will have Baltimore firebombed to avenge daddy...”

“And so is Janet. “I am a mother. I love saying those words,” she said toward the end of the concert, taking an obvious moment to reflect on the thrilling path she called her life..” 

OMG! This nitwit is holding the football as if he was playing Austrailian Rules Football. What kind of true blue footy holds a football like that?!?

I’ll just leave this here as a reminder again that numbers don’t always tell the whole story sometimes...

Sorry, but I couldn’t get past ...we did not bring our A game...anytime a fan goes with WE is when the old brain pulls the ripcord and says, not today Satan.

Clearly DangeRuss is the Darryl Strawberry of the Seattle Seahawks Skip.

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve read in quite some time, but it also means I’m probably going to be spending less time on Deadspin if it goes to a strictly stick-to-sports format which is good for me to actually get work done.

Don’t worry. Your not old until nobody on any teams in any sport is your age anymore and then it will finally dawn on you that you probably won’t ever play professional sports in your life and THAT’S when you realize that you are old.

Appearantly Cormier didn’t listen to his dietician either. Cormier looks like he did all his sparring inside a kitchen instead of a gym.

Bet donuts to dollars that A-A-Ron Rodgers knows Lamar Jackson’s bday but could not tell you his own brothers nor would care to find out either.

Kirk Cousins smiles like a man that had fucked up chiclets his entire life and finally got them damn things fixed but now doesn’t know how to smile.

Nothing wrong with his teeth I see.

THE/Ohio State Math!

Yes it is. It’s when a woman takes a dump on a man’s chest in a Miami hotel while a Cuban man’s father vigourously masterbates in a corner screaming, “Papi has spoken!”

I’m pretty sure one of the languages Melania is fluent in happens to be Jive.

You just gave tRUmp an idea on how he can raise money after Russia/China hang his ass out to dry cuz he’s already done their bidding better than they could have imagined. After he is thrown out of the GOP and all the Republicans ALL claim that they were Never tRUMPers, the Dotardious One will need to raise funds in…

This right here was the scariest shit Ive ever seen an athlete do and I ain’t been right with the NFL since and all the other bullshit this League goes out and does.

Due to all the vicious helmet to helmet shots that only seem to be legal if it involves destroying Cam’s cabeza I’ve noticed that he’s turning into the NFL’s version of Dwight Howard. A guy built like an African God that acts like a phony douche with a horible sense of fashion that makes you wonder if this is just his…

I can only imagine watching Simone on the mat equivalent to watching Babe at the plate. You just know some majestic shit is about to happen.

Simone Biles is outchea pimping Sir Issac Newton for shits & giggles cuz she just made gravity her bitch!