Imagine what their Dirty Talk sounds like:

Just think there is a slight chance on episode 1 of this year’s Hard Knocks, Vontaze Burfict may run directly into Richie Incognito and both jackholes may instantly explode into dust. Wouldn’t that be a sight??? A man can dream can’t he?!?

I don’t need Dem candidates in Red States to convince me; a latte sipping Coastal Elite living in The Bay to vote for them. I need them to convince people living in Red States that voting for Dems will not be as awful as Fux News will have them believe it will be and help us place this country back on the road to…

My wife & I have watched more NBA Summer League games this season than ever before and we’re just a couple of bitchy Knicks fans. I can’t believe I’d rather watch a bunch of no-name rookies that the majority of which won’t even make it to the league than baseball but yet here we are. Baseball is now 1 of 3 choices at…

Should we wipe out Student Debt?

What choice does he have though? Go online and see how much the world hates his family or spend actual time with his family and learn to hate them first hand after finding out his has a sister named Tiffany.

“‘We just see them all the same. We don’t see color,’” Davis recalled school staff telling her.

Do you ever wonder if she would let Redford pull up to her bumper baby????

Any jackhole that uses a charity that was designed to help children with cancer as their own personal piggy-bank is truly a fucking, incredulous moron among many other things.

Feel the vibration of this stick smashing your eyeball, C’mon feel it!

There are 2 things in this world that are known to bring the motherfucking ruckus; The Wu-Tang Clan and Drunk White women at Cubs games.

She’s the Eric-A Cartmen of talk show hosts and anybody falling for her shtick should be ashamed of themselves.

I too am a wannabe soccer knower as well and my question is with the amount of money spent on the USMNT competing in what can only be the 3rd or 4th best confederation in the world isn’t it past time we spent some of that money on the Women’s team since they are actually winners instead of wasting it on a bunch of…

His suicide will coincide with a Russian helicopter ride.

Well the mystery is solved on whether or not tRUMP  has a speechwriter cuz this is too on the nose.

Way to bury the lede here folks. Has there been any word on how long the chair will be on the DL?!?

If Jim Caviezel can portray Jesus as a white man then Halle Bailey can portray a mermaid that is beautiful and can actually sang.

I honestly believe that Pence was summoned back to the WH yesterday because Putin gave him his termination notice in order to run tRUmp/Stephen A. Smith 2020 because SAS is the only person on the planet not named tRUMP that I don’t believe a single word that ever comes out of his loud, obnoxious, malodorous mouth.