I gotta say this but Banana Hands remix of the “I’m A Pepper”Dr.Pepper jingle is a little problematic to say the least.

Oh Gawd, Wheelchair Jimmy is so damn corny that I truly expect him to come to Saturday’s game wearing a “Bucks Stop Here” OVO sweatshirt. This is the worst timeline after all.

Point noted.

He is also an Islander so being chill to his core is embedded in his DNA.

Please, just stop Mr. Costanza. You got the apartment already.

Dementia Donald is trying to use a Jedi Mind Trick on Nancy but only he is falling for it. It does not matter if the Senate doesn’t impeach him. What matters is presenting all the evidence of his foul deeds in a public forum on the House floor where he will be exposed for all the treasonous and illegal shit that he…

Cow about you guys quit it with the bovine puns. I don’t have the 4 stomachs for this foolishness.

It’s hard to take anything Chris Broussard says seriously because he’s a homophobic bigot that sounds like Avery Johnson on helium.

Dexter Manley would have been the absolute worst tweeter because I’m sure everybody would have thought he was having a stroke every time he sent out a tweet.

That white horse was so bad I was half expecting to hear Bonnie Tyler’s, “Holding Out For A Hero” as Arya galloped away to safety.

As soon as the horse appeared all I kept thinking was dammit Arya if you wanna ride. Don’t ride the white horse. White horse?!? Don’t ride the white horse.

Went to a newly opened BWW in Denver once when the 49ers were playing Atlanta in the NFC championship game. Half the restaurant was full of 49ers fans and the manager refused to put the game on the big screen, nor would the Jackhole put the sound on so the crowd could at least hear the commentary. Manager said it was…

I’m just glad this issue was resolved before Mr. Roebuck got involved cuz then this really could have gone sideways.

Wait I thought Future was left to Russell Wilson to take care of?

HBO’s tight-lipped programming president bullshit translation: We are trying to find another tentpole program to milk to death because we don’t want to pay these GoT actors the amount of money it will take to keep them performing characters that they are already sick of.

I’m still having trouble trying to understand what exactly was he trying to say.

I’m still having trouble trying to understand what exactly was he trying to say.

The Night Watch’s reasoning for existing makes more damn sense than making a friggin’ bodyguard the Master of Coins!

Is it wrong that I feel bad for catching a stiffy looking at the woman sitting next to Mel Brooks who’s probably some kids Great-Grandnana today.

I DVR High Noon/Highly Questionable because I enjoy both shows hosts but other than that unless it’s NBA or the Yankees I could give a rat’s ass about what else is on ESPN.