I thought Steve Rogers didn’t age in the inside the frozen ice because he was the Avatar or something or am I getting my timelines mixed up again?

“I’s swears on my mudda if they took away Lou Gerhig’s names on his disease and gave it too’s that eggplant Sharpton there’s gonna be big trouble around hee-yah.”

This is the only thing the Raiders actually do right. Not wasting time retiring numbers. Seeing some practice squad hump wearing Howie Long’s Raider #75 makes me appreciate more how ridiculous fans can get when it comes to players jerseys.

“If the number 7 is so important to that pudgy mid first rounder then give him a jersey but with the number 1 before the 7. Nobody in franchise history of importance has ever worn that number. Now where was I.....oh yeah....I was talking about how great Da Green Book movie was.”

Adding Namor as the villain in Black Panther 2 would be awesome. I’m really looking forward to Black Panther Attacks Atlantis:BMF (Bombing Mutant Fish)

That version of Michael Vick was arrested for trying to pass Miracle Whip off as artisanal mayonnaise.

“Oh and since we are on the subject, my last name is not Butler either! It’s actually Jor.....whaaa...is...is this? Did you just hand me a cease & desist letter?!?”

This fraud is clout chasing and using her whiteness as a shield in order to prevent her ass from catching a beatdown. How the people of Hartford are allowing this blatant mockery of Blackness to be tolerated is unconscionable.

This plus Ken f’n Starr of all people saying impeaching tRUmp would be bad for the country was like the nail in my coffin on how I can’t get any more numb with life right now. 

If that happens does this mean Jamie gets jus primae noctis with Sansa over Cersei’s dead body?!?

The Night King:The Emperor as the The White Walkers:Emperor’s Royal Guard. Both stand around looking boss as fuck while not doing a damn thing period.

Can you please not refer to woman as Broads. Broad is a way. The correct nomenclature is Dames anyway.

Endgame is the Return of the Jedi of the MCU. It is neither the best nor the worst Marvel movie but it for sure as hell won’t be watched on repeat. In order to wrap up The Infinity Saga Marvel just went with an old Rick & Morty idea and that’s wack as fuck. Time travel stories suck in general because you are basically…

When it comes to the pro sports stadium grift most politicians are faced with a choice: Plata o Plomo. Most politicians know that stadiums/arenas are nothing but wealth redistribution to a very small insanely rich select few. 

Green Eyes????

So Kerry Collins shat the bed just like Tony Eason did before him. Cuz nobody was beating that Ravens defense I don’t care who was playing quarterback that day.

I know that whatever Dave Gettleman is talking about smells like and it smells exactly like my bathroom after I had the misfortune of having Chipotle for lunch.

Since nobody pays to watch kids play AAU or HS basketball and since the colleges have somehow convinced everybody that they should keep all the money and the actual players receive nothing then it’s a lot easier to control their behavior on the court, whereas when it comes to the pros when you pay the exorbitant fees…

I have a simple fix: Instead of actually playing the game that we all came to see why don’t the leagues & players set up 2 podiums in the middle of the fields, ice or courts and just let the players have a debate with the refs in the middle and whomever can be the most obnoxious, loudest whiners will be awarded the…