I picked the Sixers because I foolishly believed that a team with Joel Embiid, Jimmy Butler, Ben Simmons, Tobias Harris, JJ Reddick and Philly’s bench was better than any team assembled in the East. I was expecting Philly to choke game 1 against the Nets for reasons I suppose but now after Simmons/Embiid’s comments…

Action Jackson is in The Mandalorian and you don’t show me the trailer!?! Well now you done pissed me off!!

Has Beverley tried blowing in to KD’s ear? I’ve been told that works also.

It’s definitely poor writing because if you telling me that Tyrion tanked the entire Season 7 in order to help Cersei then that is some weak WWE plotline ish. The fact that he was able to survive as long as he did on his wits and then once he comes in to some power he suddenly becomes a dull, nitwit is extremely bad…

I never knew that Cy Vance twin brother was the Palm Beach prosecutor.

Seasons 1-6 had Tyrion as one of the most cunning characters on the show. He went from Mr. I Drink & I Know Things to Mr. SullenBroodyFace whose every decision turns out to be the wrong one in Season 7.

Correction: Mike “The Tax-Dodging Puts You In A Prison Situation” is from New York. Everybody knows that Bruce Springsteen is The Boss and the Jersey Idiot is Chris Christie. 

You are really spot on with this one.

Well damn if Rey’s gonna get so many dead people offering her counsel then why not add Avatar’s Roku & Kyoshi to list as well.......actually that’s not a bad idea after all. Make a mess of it sorta like when Whoopi Goldberg realized she really could communicate with ghosts but couldn’t control them coming at her all…

THESE. WERE. THE. ANSWERS. I. WOULD. RECEIVE. TO. EVERY. FRIGGIN’. CONVERSATION. I. HAD. IN. THE. 90's!

Wrong! USC is Found On Road Daily.....wait that doesn’t sound right?!?

Julian Assange out here looking like Grand Maester Pycelle and is likely just as fake as he was.

Candace Owens hair was raised by a white woman.

As much as it hurts watching D&D try shoving 4 seasons worth of material into basically just 13 episodes. I think the real issue is most of the cast has got to be tired of playing the same characters at this point.

The problem with Star Wars is that it keeps constantly repeating the same story ad nauseam. The government is all too powerful and ridiculously bad. The good guys are a bunch of plucky upstarts who are barely getting by on luck, grit & a mysterious force of either space religion or too many T-Cells depending on who is…

“Hey Cooter, hold my beer. Looks like some kraut in Dallas is gunning for my crown.”

New York is surprisingly affordable once you realize that the rats in your walk up also serve pizza on demand.

“It’s for people who wanna bitch about hip-hop existing. Let’s not go nuts about Bob fucking Seger, man. Next thing I know you’ll be yelling at me to get into Supertramp.”

Somebody cut this man a check and make it happen people.