“Speaker Pelosi can we get you to comment on the Black Lives Matter movement?”

It all came down to the underage girl that R. Kelly pissed on and raped. When you have the obvious person in the video being assaulted saying that it’s not her being raped and you even have the victims parents saying that it wasn’t her in the video......(COUGH..paid off..COUGH)....then you have placed reasonable doubt…

“I don’t think for a moment that Lucas or Spielberg are racists; Lucas married a black woman, with whom he had a child, and Spielberg adopted an African-American kid.” 

Speaking of which,in the history of mankind has anyone ever met a Chad that they didn’t want to punch in the face? I often wonder how often Niger and Sudan often think about just jumping their ass.

The 1st rule of Project Mayhem is no questions, but seriously this may be the only Fight Club where I actually want to physically fight every single member particularly all at once. 

I haven’t seen this much attention about gas being released from a Jupiter moon since tRUMP farted.

Beto seems like one of those guys that when he was in college he was probably cool enough to get along with everybody of all classes, races and sexualities, unless he referred to himself as, “The Beto” then he was most definitely a Jackhole.

The Portland Trailblazers are on the clock!

It’s quite unBoliveable how shitty you guys are with these puns today.

After looking over this clowns resume it’s quite evident that this Liz ain’t Phair.

This has been another addition of, “When Keeping It Chia Goes Wrong!”

Not sure where all you so called stylist on here work at but I find Marbles wigup there quite divine.

I wish every reporter in the White House Press Corp. took a page from the Almighty Mean Gene Okerlund and learned how to properly interview a hostile White House Press Secretary. Rest in paradise brother.

Memo to Jon Leuer:

It might have something to do with the NBA front office being so damn silly that the minute a player shows any signs of aggression the refs are programmed to immediately T that player up.

Several players have reported how sad it was to see Antonio Brown show up to the locker room looking all disheveled singing, “Nights Like This!”

WOW! Has the WYTS started already cuz I thought Drew was knocking on death’s door? Will you do my eulogy next cuz this was brilliant!?!

Tom Coughlin is nothing more than a pathetic chancer who believes that today’s players are soft for drinking Gatorade instead of buttermilk.

Yo, Mack, I don’t understand how they didn’t understand your false equivalency point. Kick that old nonsensical,Scientologistic, L. Ron Hubbard, crazy defense.

You are correct, he WAS a good coach over 10 years ago but the game has changed completely from then and now he’s just an egotistical clown who, like his brother doesn’t understand that being a hardass no longer cuts it with these modern players.