Oh almighty BB King, where have you gone. Your nation desperately needs you again.

No, but I did once dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight. She was a terrible lead by the way.

I thought it was common knowledge that all Wookies clean themselves by asking the nearest Porgs if poop sticks to their feathers and when they reply, “No.” the Wookies commence to wiping their butts with the Porgs.

Just taking an educated guess here, but I think asking Scientist to suck less will go the same way it did for me when I asked my wife to suck more.

In today’s climate it’s nice to known there is at least 1 disgruntled worker who can’t shoot the place up cuz things aren’t going his way.

Nothing worse than watching a QB throw a terrible pick then turn around throwing his hands up in the air blaming everybody else while the defender is racing towards the endzone for a touchdown.

I found your comment to be quite Delilahful.

As long as weather is a factor then NO this won’t be the future of football. Sure you can have an explosive performance under the perfect circumstances, but when you add the elements then all this talk about how great flag football is goes out the door.

I’d as soon listen to Dilfer pontificate about how much of an asshole he is just right after I listen to my Ex’s new bf complain about his Fantasy Football team.

Why was the Joker running? Apparently you don’t want to be late to the gangbang.

But the Ravens, sitting lonely on the verge of playoff bust, spoke only

There Will Be Blood is one of my 10 favorite films and not once do I ever think about either of the characters that Paul Dano portrayed. That movie was about 2 things: the amazing script and what Daniel Day Lewis was able to do with it.

I might not know a lot about football but I’m beginning to believe that maybe that Gruden who acts like a baby shouldn’t be driving Oakland’s Carr.

It ain’t no fun if the novelist can’t have none.

Is “Jawn” really a thing? I’ve had 2 separate people from Philly tell me everybody in Philly stopped using Jawn in the 90's.

Draymond was really outta pocket on this one, especially when you view the play from the opposite angle.

Wow, his dad sounds like a real teetotaler. What a lightweight.

Houston let it’s best defensive players in Trevor Ariza and Luc Mbah a Moute walk. Watched one of the best defensive coach retire in Jeff Bzdelik and are now begging him to return by Thanksgiving and were hoping to challenge the Warriors and the rest of the NBA with an much older, injury prone Chris Paul and 2 of the…

There is no need for that type of locker room humor in this day and age. Some jokes just aren’t worth it and it’s best to use better judgement when it comes to joking about someone’s sexuality. Hamburger!