How can this idiot claim he’s part of the Seminole tribe when clearly this dick has never smoked a peace pipe before!?!

Why would this dickwad be a Chelsea fan? Did you not see he sent bombs to Bill & Hillary too?!?

You’re talking about Mel Kiper who said teams would rue the day that they passed on Brady Quinn & Johnny Manziel. Kiper is paid by agents to hype their clients and the more you pay him the louder he proclaim that Player X is a can’t miss Hall of Famer. Fuck all football hacks/scouts.

Please go to the 57 minute mark and try and not to laugh at Austin Rivers Bizarro Steph impression.

Vernon Maxwell would have beat the breaks off of Steph right after tip-off then went into the stands afterwards and slapped a fan around just because Mad Max caught him smirking 17 rows up.

I work with an idiot who before she went to the game complained that she hope it wouldn’t be a blowout. I told her just sit there and recognize that you are about to see live highly skilled professionals do insane things so extraordinary that they make it look simple.

Wait....they don’t?!? Damn, I guess we haven’t come along way baby.

Not sure what you are getting at but Kentucky scientist and instructors are now teaching their students the advance science of how to brush the front AND the back of their tooth.

Whenever I go to a party I like to Hoover around the cool kids and pretend like I’m one of them.

Has anybody seen Roger McDowell lately?!? 

Allow me to cosign Drew’s point about Fuck Pixar to hell and back! Not only do their movies leave you wailing like a momma elephant that just watched her baby get shot by one of tRUMP’s idiot kids but try watching these dame movies and not instantly think about your dead Nana or not get sad at the fact that you once…

It’s a damn shame that Rich Kotite has passed his damned soul into that Chuckie Gruden doll that was tossed in the PF Chang dumpster behind Mark Davis house..

Are you sure cuz when I lived in Colorado every damn neighborhood looked exactly like that?

The only 3 things I want to see this Horseface jackhole ever endorse are oates, hay and which Ponzi Schemes will collapse the fastest.

Julius Hodge a name you will never forg......who were we talking about?

Greedy NFL Exec: “Hey guys take a knee, I’ve got an idea here. Let’s make California so goddamn expensive that NOBODY can afford to live there but the top 1% and people related to tech bros that don’t give a rats ass about sports. Then once all the poor people leave we’ll buy up all their land for cheap and force the…

Thank gawd Shawn Kemp doesn’t live in LA cuz if his family came then it would be standing room only.

Every damn time I look at The Human Turnstile better known as Kolton Miller I inexcusably yell out, “How the HELL is Robert Gallery still in this f’n league!?!” only to have my wife remind me that Robert Gallery is no longer in the league and if I don’t calm down she’s gonna send me to that nice farm upstate.

Thank gawd he’s not running it like the New Jersey Generals because with that dreadful haircut of his I would be terrified of his eventual run for the presidency.

We truly live in a godless existence when sports owners that truly did all they could to see their franchises succeed like George Steinbrenner & Paul Allen can die but penny-pinching clods like Mark Davis & Mike Brown continue to suckle the air from which we breath while continuously running their franchise into the…