The last time the Reds scared anybody was when Rob Dibble wrestled Lou Piniella over who would get the last bowl of Skyline chili.

Oh damn the franchise that refuses to spend any money on it’s players or a stadium fell apart against a franchise that is willing to overcompensate on the right players and knows how to fleece a city when it wanted a new stadium. Color me shocked.

Whenever wypipo say a Black person is “Too Political” then that’s just their cowardly way of calling said Black person “Uppity”.

Y’all think it’s rough going through life as Gerry Sandusky imagine what Adolph Stalin-Laden had to deal with in grade school. That poor fucked up kid.

If Don King was a cancer on boxing then I guess that means that Bob Arum was a terminal case of syphilis on boxing then. 

So all this time we have falsely believed that it was Matt Barnes that was inbounding the ball when in actuality it was really Roger McDowell all along.....or Rafael Cruz. I could never tell those 2 guys apart anyway.

For the umpteenth time Hollywood reminds us again that you cannot film a funeral scene unless it happens during a damn monsoon. Doesn’t Storm have elemental mutant powers that control the weather? You telling me she couldn’t have made it at least partly cloudy or is the only thing Storm’s power is good for is zapping…

“lamenting that it was a “very dangerous standard” for the United States when people are “guilty until proven innocent.” 

Don’t forget we’re only uh....8 months away from the Strawberry Festival and uh...Super Taco is still open for business so there is always that. Fuggit...O-X in the building baby!

Nike’s current Kaepernick ad looks like a bootleg Apple iPod ad from 2002.

Simply put Khalil Mack is a human tornado. In fact way down yonder in the jungle deep, a bad ass edge rusher ignored the proclamations of a moron’s speech. The moron screamed, “Goddamit Mack can’t you see! Only worthless bums like me & Carr deserve to eat.”

Are you trying to call Derek Carr a marquee player because I wouldn’t let that pud change the signage over an adult theater’s marquee?

Thibbs is the Wade Phillips of basketball. He is a hell of a defensive coach and is clearly better suited like Wade to be the number the #2 on the bench.

I can’t explain why it seems that The Beastie Boys:Sabotage turns every trailer into a must see movie no matter how many times I see it used. It gets me excited every damn time and ultimately the movie will suck anyway.

I believe when it comes to Nazi’s acceptance of people of Latin descent is that if you can pass then you won’t get the gas.

This may be true about The Temps but I guarantee when it comes to The Knights clearly everyone was only coming to see Otis Day shout.

Dray all day! I can build a team with Dray as my engine. Look at Boston when PP was the main cog.

So does this mean that tRUMP is the Ja-Rule of President’s or is that too low of an insult?

Ja-Rule is the Crystal Pepsi of Rap. Like the drink they’re both overly sweet for no apparent reason, they are both an obvious replica of a better idea (DMX), they both had no business being released to the market and after they both left nobody gave a rat’s ass about either of them. Holla!

I’m gonna whip your balls with a switch for forgetting about all the times that Minnesota athletes paid for their Sex-Party Boats with straight cash homie!