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So does that make the Peter-Man the Pol Pot of Quarterback’s then?

In other news Sean McDermott has proclaimed that even though he has temporarily given up on The Peter Man Experience he will still continue to use the phase “Fetch” no matter what.

Pigeons don’t die because they aren’t birds but are robots from a far off highly advanced planet that has sent them here to collect data on how to destroy all of us and take our planets resources. Think I’m lying? Riddle me this ajdragoon man, when have you ever seen a baby pigeon!?!

She can take home that bowl of potato salad with raisins in it that nobody touched that Craig’s latest white gf brought along.

Not only did Gruden only win his one and only Super Bowl with Tony Dungy’s talent but he also had Bill Callahan’s Raiders playbook so he knew all the calls and Callahan in his infinite stupidity didn’t even think to change his team’s verbiage so the Buccs defense knew what the Raiders were going to run the minute the

It seems that the Dallas PD gave Botham Jean the presidential treatment because they treated him just like a Kennedy.

Hell, even Oscar Pistorious thinks this cop’s excuses for killing Botham Jean is some pure unadulterated bull-ish!

Never forget that the dumbass that now looks and acts as if he is doing a horrible impression of Frank Caliendo’s Gruden impression wanted the Raiders to select Johnny “Freaking Football” over Khalil Mack AND David Carr. Methinks the redass doth protest too much.

He’s supportive of her quitting her job. He’s understanding when she needs to go help her friends.

Well there is really nothing left for this young man to do but to just put his best foot forward and accept his cool new nickname of, “Hop-A-Long”.

Over/under that Amber Guyger gets sentenced to less time than the Affluenza teen? I’m taking the under.

She deserves to go to jail for a long time. Which means she’ll get like... a s̶l̶a̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶r̶i̶s̶t̶.̶ ....transfer to another police department and then you’ll here a bunch of whatabout’s about Chicago, Black on Black crime, unwed Black mothers or something or else about Kaepernick. Meanwhile the family

Wait, does this mean that Geoffrey Owens won’t be traveling to Zihuatenjo and reuniting with Andy after all? 

Depends. If she claims she Argentinian then this crazy bish will fight you to the death that she white cuz Argentinians believe they European or some equally dopey shit.

Cue all the Curry fanboys who now have an opportunity to burn their Curry 2 Lows by simply drawing a swoosh on them.

Dammit! It looks like Bucky Larson Davis & Chuckie are about to give Khalil Mack the knife.

Things always get out of hand with Alize and her damn thug passion.

“It’s absolutely preposterous that the entire tRUMP Klan’s white collar crimes aren’t being looked the other way or at worst given a gentle slap on the wrist or maybe even a stern warning to possibly stop committing them.”

Did you know that if you bbq with charcoal in an Oakland park with tRUMP well meaning individuals will call the police on you and don’t even think about selling water in San Francisco on a brutally hot day without a permit while hanging with tRUmp because if you do a misjudged person will definitely call the cops on

Uh, Capone was released from Alcatraz due to his brain being ravaged by syphilis and died in his Florida mansion. So yes let’s hope this trend continues with tRUMP.