The Helmet Catch Super Bowl helped me finally let go of the 2004 ALCS. I no longer have the desire nor the rage to care what the Giants do good or bad. 

Paxton Lynch looks like he mixes roofies with cheap ass rum in order to bed middle aged slumpbusters while standing with leg bent on the bed.

Plus nobody is regulating what is happening in High Schools or Little League football. By the time these guys make it to the nfl I wouldn’t doubt if most of their brains are already resembling oatmeal anyway.

Cut Carlton some slack. Y’all know he ain’t been right since Uncle Phil died.

According to what poll did you pull these numbers from your ass?

A common side effect of being a True Believer in the Mange Orangutan is that you will vomit out tired takes about how the Democrats have done nothing for the Black community for the past 50 years while offering no solutions or any shred of evidence of anything that the republican party has ever done for the Black…

Rest In Peace DJ Pam the Funkstress. Lord knows that DJ always made my day.

Cut Urban Meyer some slack on this one. The incident happened during winter and he thought they were just talking about “Black Ice”.

Somewhere in a secret Volcano Lair a single tear rolls down the face of a proud Bill Laimbeer at what he has inspired in Draymond Green. The student has truly become a master.

11. Run for cover if you hear Black kids say:“Baddest man hit my hand!”

“There was literally a scene of two armed Mercs staring at an armed robot for about 2 seconds just waiting to be shot.”

Watch your back Bronny. First King James is taking your turns in the layup line and the next he will be practicing jus primae noctis with your prom date!

Wow that’s a really dark and twisted thing to say about someone. I mean what the hell did Georgia Frontiere ever do to you?!?

Who Dey they think they is that won’t stand during the anthem and grovel for my pittance?

Don’t blame your lack of inheritance on my new wife
Don’t blame it on the moonshine
Don’t blame it on me being forgetful at times
Blame it on the Benson Boogie

Thought it was completely uncalled for when Durant told McCollum to “RACK HIM!” after Kurant hung up.

Oh the things the mange orangutan will do to keep people from remembering how much he capitulated to Putin. No matter how many of Obama programs you try and rollback or Blue states that you attack Americans will always remember that tRUmp will always be Putin’s lowly apprentice.

You are thinking of James Brown and David Ruffin that used to beat Tammi mercilessly. Terrell and Marvin Gaye’s relationship was strictly platonic.

You joking right?!? You really think the media would ever show regular Black people on TV that are just like every other normal well adjusted person on the planet? Only way the media will ever acknowledge Markle’s Black family members is if they act like complete fools of themselves.

Holy Shit McVay does sound like Gruden after he sucked on a helium filled dildo.