Man, that Bobby Moynihan really hit rough times after he left SNL.

Yeah, which one is the mom and which is the piece of shit cuz I can’t figure out which is which?

I feel you on GZA but Ghost full career and output on other people’s work gets the nod from me until I get home and play my nightly bedtime rendition of Cuban Linx and I’m screaming at the top of my lungs that no other emcee can touch Raekwon The Chef! The correct answer has to be......all of them.

Low End Theory is in that lane with Straight Outta Compton, It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back & The Score of sophomore albums that are vastly superior than the artist first albums. Midnight Mauraders is dope but LET is legendary.

Boyz and Menace were both so great that they bury Juice so badly that nobody ever brings it up.

Oh we trying to start some ish up in here I see? Baddest man hit my hand! Who’s the best rapper in the Wu-Tang Clan? <ducks and hides>

According to the book “Ethylene Rise and Fall of 139 Street”, Big Lee sent a hitman to kill Gerard Woodley. Big L’s job was to point out who Woodley was. However, Woodley saw Big L and the hitman together and took off before they got the drop on him. According to the streets this is why Woodley killed Big…

“What’s wrong with Steven Miller’s forehead?”

WTF does that Airport Employee have a “Glass Jaw”!?! Even the ghost of Sonny Liston thinks that was a suspect knockout.

Let’s be clear, there is only 1 colonel that Lil Racist John acknowledges anyway.

So Shady is planning on using the Rae Carruth defense then?

“Talk to me about something useful, not about rumors. I ain’t here to talk about rumors.”

The NRA will be ready to send out that statement just as soon as they finish typing out their statement condemning the Portland State PD for the murder of Jason E. Washington. Just waiting on Dennis Miller to send them some witty quips to punch up their statement is all.

It’s quite uncanny that Ted Cruz believes he looks like Grayson Allen, while Allen wishes he had Cruz’s personality.

Is that why Michigan State was sitting in the corner screaming, “Ope, I’m sorry! Somebody hold my beer!”

ESPN better figure it out quick cuz I have a right to bear arms and if they try and put their paws on my stuff I will cub them upside their friggin’ heads!

ESPN better figure it out quick cuz I have a right to bear arms and if they try and put their paws on my stuff I will cub them upside their friggin’ heads!

The only reason that I care about these cretins setting their own houses on fire is because the kerosene that they using to start the blaze is also getting all over our houses as well.

As LBJ so succinctly once stated, “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” 

What is it with the state schools of the B1G 10 that makes them so damn rapey?!?