Not sure what Shad is blathering on about, but I once went to a Jamaican restaurant and had the best escape goat curry of my life.

Apparently Martavis was smoking trees on the dock in the Bay. Watching his career just roll away. All Bryant was doing was just smoking trees on the dock in the Bay. What a waste of a career.

Majerle, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention. But before we get started negotiating on that timeshare can I interest you in any gold for cash first?

He chose to get drunk and drive recklessly on purpose. The fact that he murdered 4 people and paralyzed one person from the neck down was not an accident. It was reckless endangerment. We have a Black woman in Texas who voted while on probation and is now sentenced to prison for 5 years while a white man RAPED A 5…

Well I guess that’s one way to get to Oz.

Man, Teddy Perkins mom be out here wilding.

Count your blessings. Last time I was in a Moscow airport some damn former senator kept sliding his foot over into my stall for some strange unknown reason.

Why? Is there an Oakland Coliseum in Moscow too?

Raider season ticket holder for the past 5 years (Wifey’s favorite team since birth) and the only reason why I go to the games is for the tailgating in the parking lot and hanging out with the people in our section who’ve been attending games a lot longer than we have. Watching the actual game has become an added…

Racist idiot from Alabama post unfunny, false memes online then cries alabaster tears when called out for her ignorance. When pressed for comment her only response after choking on her gelatinous tongue was, “Troll Tide!”

Once again, Ethan Couch killed 4 people but was given probation due to his extreme case of “Affluenza”. Then the piece of shit decides that probation wasn’t going to work for him so he hightails it to Mexico with his mother in tow where he’s subsequently captured, returned to the States and is forced to…

Roseanne would beat any boxer dead or alive because her reach is quite outstanding.

Why are 12 year olds playing on an 8" rim. When in doubt just blame Canada. Has anybody informed our amigos south of the border that they’re gonna have to pay for 2 walls now?

If the USTA ever dared to make trick shots count for more than regular shots then And1 tennis players like Kenny “Baseline” Sims would dominate the sport and the prissy upperclass that run the sport would never allow that.

“I Do Give A Fuck to a 16 year old.”

Every word that comes out of Ghouliani’s mouth sounds as if it should be coming from Frank Reynolds instead. I would not be surprised if Ghouliani and the mange orangutan come out with a song about how they do not diddle kids next.

PhD’s=Pissing Ho’s Disease?

Funny that you mentioned Cohen is about to sing like El DeBarg since all his future cellmates have all been singing, “All This Love Is Waiting For You” since April.

No need to worry racist. Officer Klansmen has just gotten hired with the Leningrad PD.

Well it takes an ass to know all about an ass I suppose.