“Well ever since I can remember I been liking wide collars, like, like, liking wide collars!”

Mark Schwarz: LeBron, did JR Smith order the code red or not?!?

JR Smith sure seems to get clutzy against the Warriors in the Finals.

I don’t know what this Teal Swan character is about, but I do know that a lot of TJ Swan’s female followers are forced to beg just for his beeper number which ultimately ends in their deaths from getting skeezed.

Hulk Hogan finishes his cum in his best friends wives, brother.

I guarantee that 9 out of 10 so called Sanchez Babes are Incels pretending to be the type of woman that they wish they could date and Rick is the type of character that they have fooled themselves into believing that they are.

Well that is a fact....Jack.

After listening to Jaelene’s speech I’m kinda disappointed that she left out how good white people are at organization, how Hispanic people can put 20, 30 people in one house & how those inventive Asian people can figure out how to turn a television in to a watch. Oh well, maybe next time bigot!

So if Toronto is now LeBronto does this mean that Drake has been eCLIPSEd?

Be very careful with them though. My brother took a couple and wasn’t prepared for how strong edibles are and it put him in the hospital.

I knew Drake was Black the minute I saw a picture of his father dressed like a backup singer for The Whispers cover band, but my gawd how can a brother always be so damn lame though?!?

Any truth to the rumors that ZZ Bald Top is leaving Real Madrid not due to exhaustion & anxiety like he claims, but because his wife Shelly Zidane was cheating on him with a player and his dream job with the Columbus Crew has a coaching opening?

+2 stolen credit cards.

Wait, so a bunch of ignorant conservatives want to get rid of a racist, sexist, thin skinned, unfunny Islamophobe because they falesly believe that Progressives give an ish about.............Bill Maher?!? You win again republicans. Can’t get nothing by you sneaky bastards.

Well as someone that once spent $75 for a #1 Spawn autographed by Todd McFarlane that may help explain why my closet is still full of JNCO jeans, Cross Colors jackets & FUBU sweatsuits. I’m starting to think basing my retirement plan on purchasing obscene amounts of Image Comics was NOT a sound investment strategy.

I can’t quite mocha my mind if your pun is clever or stupid but since I laughed all the same then +1 to you.

“Can it be set in Chicago?”

I had Dennis Miller as the favorite to host the WHCD, but he keeps telling us that he’ll have an answer to whether or not he will do it by next Wednesday and by this point I’m beginning to think he’s never going to respond.

Child, please! Everybody already knows that Wanda Sykes is rolling in that big Pootie Tang money.