Quit Nagying your special teams, Jon!

Only if you want all the parking tickets. 

You attempts to sound smug have only outed you as the real buffoon here. How can you not believe in Bill Belichick and Tom Brady?

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

Hey you know “bone” is sometimes a euphemism for a penis.

Chase Blackburn is the buffest fucking lunchlady I’ve ever seen.

You can only hope to contain him.

NO (NO!) SLEEP (SLEEP!) TILL FOURTH PLACE! 

After seeing his abominable grilling methods, it’s nice to see him getting introduced to sous vide.

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

who uploads a god damn 2 second video?

The Drive Killing Joke

Ma...Masahiro Ten....Teen-nook...uhh... Masahiro Tanotgonna work here any more.

WHY IS IT 3RD AND LONG AGAIN

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

your fucking face is boilerplate

Steve Keim: Is this your state fair ticket Larry?

He’s working to get the lamb into a better home as well. Foster care, in other words...

Chin music. Now I get it.