Congrats to Mexican-American King Hippo on his defeat of Mr. Sandman..

Made up words? Dude, all words are made up.

For some reason, it became habit for my friends and I to go to the Waffle Shack on our way back from any and all ill-considered tattoos. To those who haven’t lived near the endless strip all that is Jacksonville, NC, no, unfortunately, that’s not a typo. The Waffle Shack. 

And a bunch of rich assholes would die trying to climb it.

Just try to sit anywhere along the third base line. It really is just a beautiful place to watch some baseball. 

I’m originally a Boston native, and will forever love Fenway, but PNC Park is beautiful park. It’s great in the wide camera angles, but I think it’s even even better sitting in the stands with the city seeming to rise up from behind, without feeling “crowded”.

So you’re saying he’s in they grays too...

Cmon, this many comments and nobody went for the low hanging fruit?

Well the Red Sox have been playing like clowns until recently. Glad to see the rest of the circus arrive.

I mean, yeah, it’s a small sample size, but you can read the stats you just threw out both ways. Your stats say that this kind of beating hasn’t happened all year (losing by more than 20 w/ Giannis).

Not that I think it will happen, but yes, they would all hold them for the season that began in 2018. That would all be the same season.

Yes, it’s sometime after sunrise. I think we could presume that’s what was happening. 

If it weren’t for Columbus, I can only imagine the “Boston Slam” takes that would be flying right about now.

When the Steelers go 6-10 this year, remember this feeling of joy you have at one of the best wide receivers in the league being exchanged for picks Gruden found under the couch cushion. 

Man its a good thing that they didn’t trade him within the division or to the Patriots. It’s not like any of those teams could do better than...[checks notes]... a third round and a fifth round draft pick.

I’d ask what an EJ is, but I think that implies I can’t afford it. 

Sorry if I wasn’t clear. Pittsburgh isn’t actually midwestern, but the people are far more laid back than further east. I’ve lived north, south, East, and all the way to the Rockies, and Pittsburgh is closer to being pleasant than even small towns in the northeast, which is nice. It’s a gateway to the middle part of…

As a transplant to Pittsburgh from Boston, it’s a nice city. Lot of beautiful areas. Some bad areas too, but I was very pleasantly surprised. The fact that I have six craft breweries in walking distance from my house certainly helps.

So, dog army, eh? Sanford Clefane and Nymeria finally going to hook up?

Bonus points for connecting proper warm-ups to “stretching” the truth about WMDs in Iraq.