This is just the manifestation of the lifelong, crushing sadness of a Browns fan. Sometimes it leaks out.

Way to start picking up on sarcasm. I’m glad those therapy sessions are starting to pay off.

You know what's really fucking with a multi-million dollar contract? Flushing it down the drain as the Browns are doing. Kid has a 88.4 rating this year (Bridgewater is at 84.6 for comparison), so it's not like he hasn't shown promise, especially with his grand standard of 5 whole starts.

What is he doing that is different from other athletes? The crux outrage rests on the fact that he went to rehab in the offseason. No one knows any of the details about the rehab. No one knows if he pledged to stop drinking. All we know is that he has outplayed the 36 year old Josh McNown to date.

The worse thing Johnny Manziel ever did was go to rehab. It opened his life to the watchful eyes of the pearl-clutchers, holier-than-thou folks, and the people who want to punish you for your own good. We don’t know his life at all. This is just shitty arm chair psychology from a nation of Dr. Phils. Just because you…

Gronk has never—explicitly or implicitly—admitted to having a problem with alcohol or image that needed mending. Gronk has also never shown any signs that his lifestyle gets in the way of his performance.

Are we really policing the drinking habits of a 23 year old?

He’s a 22 year old football bro who has millions of dollars on his lone work free week of the football season. This is not surprising.

Adult man drinks on his week off.

Please Lord, may my dances enrage my enemies. Amen.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

That awesome Carson Palmer gif is even better if you imagine that he’s taunting Mackelmore.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

Or that City did as well.

It’s almost like he directly brought up that Tottenham got the benefit of bad linesmen.

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.